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Welcome to Y4K Parodies at the Phoenix Lair! Here you
will find all the song parodies I have done thus far. Check back here often, as I come up with new ideas all the
time and I'm constantly revising old ones.
Note: Until I write some more parodies, all parodies will simply by displayed on this
page rather than having a link to each one.
Bawling - Parody of Linkin Park's "Crawling"
By Ken Brenner
Bawling in my crib!
These spoons they do not feed!
That
stool is way too tall!
My sitter, what's her deal?
There's something in my pants that smells so truly
wretched
Repulsive, disgusting
My backside's all dusted up with baby powder,
Consoling, it feels good...
To find my toys again,
My doll's in my play pen
(Without
a sense of reverence cause all my stentch
Phew, it's just too much for ma to take)
I've gone this way before,
Not
the doctor!!!!!!!!
Bawling in my crib!
These spoons they do not feed!
That
stool is way too tall!
My sitter, what's her deal?
My pampers, vicuously have been pulled right upon
me,
They're too tight, I can't breathe
Against the wall I stand because I really can't walk
I still crawl, mom look
at me...
To find my toys again,
My doll's in my play pen
(Without
a sense of reverence cause all my stentch
Phew, it's just too much for ma to take)
I've gone this way before,
Not
the doctor!!!!!!!!
Bawling in my crib!
These spoons they do not feed!
That
stool is way too tall!
My sitter, what's her deal?
Bawling in my crib!
These spoons they do not feed!
That
stool is way too tall!
My sitter, what's her deal?
There's something in my pants that smells so truly
wretched
Repulsive, disgusting
My backside's all dusted up with baby powder,
It's time to, start trusting...
IHOP - Parody of Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Can't Stop"
By Ken Brenner
IHOP You know it makes you go jig,
Heart stop
you're eatin' up like a pig,
Choose not the fast food designation
Pancakes are the breakfast of the nation!
You've
sunk and don't know how to pay for,
Get drunk and try to eat one day more,
You know Visa will be your best friend,
Keep on orderin' it so it don't end.
You're down and sad and in a slump too,
Don't frown you may as well just
run to
The place you know is such a godsend,
Stove so hot you'll wonder about the temp.
So when you hear your
belly rumble,
And as you fall and take a tumble,
You know that IHOP has the answers
That smell's sure to send
you to your trances.
[Chorus:]
The ham I love
The forks I drop
I'm
too dumb to
Know when to stop
Ever hopeful that it's all for me
The ham I love
The caps I pop
I'm too dumb
to
Know when to stop
Eatin' there from seven to three
My heart is heaving cause my vein's blown
Late
start must make up with a fresh scone.
Sandwich the greatest innovator,
But it makes me answer to the nature!
That
booth is my one true workstation,
Don't move through trial and tribulation.
My gerth's too wide for this location,
Watch my weight yeah right give me some bacon
This meal is going to be a close one
I'm full but there's eating
to be done.
Can't let my arms and jaws get weary,
Live without my IHOP is so dreary.
Can't stop the hunger when
it reels you
Right to a place where they can feed you,
Oh look their bathroom floors are all mopped
Too bad I
must vomit up all this slop!
[Repeat Chorus]
Wait a minute I'm passing out
Too much food, how
bout you
Far more stuffing
Than any soup, briscuit or stew,
Oh it's true...
10 more orders
Of sausage
and bacons strips too
Far more stuffing than any soup, briscuit or stew,
Time to puke...
IHOP You know it makes you go jig,
Heart stop
you're eatin' up like a pig,
Choose not the fast food designation
Pancakes are the breakfast of the nation!
You've
sunk and don't how to pay for,
Get drunk and try to eat one day more,
You know Visa will be your best friend,
Keep on orderin' it so it don't end.
You're down and sad and in a slump too,
Don't frown you may as well just
run to
The place you know is such a godsend,
Stove so hot you'll wonder abouit the temp.
So when you hear your
belly rumble,
And as you fall and take a tumble,
You know that IHOP has the answers
That smell will send you to
your trances.
Go give your order to the waiter.
She'll frown
but try and not to hate her.
Don't throw your toast up at the ceiling,
You know that it's you that needs the feeding.
Syrup it's maple or raspberry,
They top your sundae with a cherry.
Can I get 2 okay even 3 of these
On my plate
Egg omlette all mixed up with cheese,
IHOP they always look to please you
Enjoy your meal don't try to speed through.
Leech Off Me - Parody of Michael Bolton's "Lean On
Me"
By Ken Brenner
Sometimes in our lives
We have no cash, and no
tomorrow
But, we just don't care
Cause we know that, we can just borrow
Leech off me, when you are poor
Steal all my things,
please just take all my stuff.
Yeah, make it all yours
Don't hafta look for, somebody, to leech off
Please, come to my house
Take DVD's, keep em' forever
Then,
take off you shirt
Sit in my chair, Don't get off, ever...
You just call on me brother when you need some cash
We
all need somebody to leech off.
Come and ruin my evening with your wicked laugh,
We all need somebody to leech off.
Leech off me, when you are poor
Steal all my things,
please just take all my stuff.
Yeah, make it all yours
Don't hafta look for, somebody, to leech off
You just call on me brother when you need some cash
We
all need somebody to leech off.
Come and ruin my evening with your wicked laugh,
We all need somebody to leech off.
If... there is a night
That Im not home, you can't
come over
I'm... watchin' your back
Keep what you have, for 2 weeks longer
Call me if you need some cash
Call me ...
Call
me if you need some discs
Call me ...
Call me if you need some games
Call me ... (4x)
Yard-Sale - Parody of Smash Mouth's "All-Star"
Somebody once sold me a pair of baby dollies,
They cost five
dollars marked down from te-en....
And then soon I caught a glance, of some stylin' khaki pants,
That would look oh
so great on my new girlfriend.
Well, I just keep buyin' and I am not lyin',
I'll soon be so
broke that soon I'll be dyin'.
Didn't make sense just to save my cash,
When I could buy other people's trash.
So much to have, so little time,
so what's wrong with being real thrifty.
You'll never know what you could
find,
this selection could blow your mind!
Hey now, it's a yard sale, keep your head up, have fun.
Hey
now, out of money, face the music, you're done.
And all that you need is more, only buying stuff, keeps you stored.
It's a rat race, and it only gets faster.
Girl stakes out your
claim, just blow right by past her.
And take one for yourself and your posse,
To get the goods you gotta be
bossy.
The deals you seek, are just around the bend,
But to get the wealth you gotta go spend.
Your
mind's in full gear, all day long,
And you're always right cause you're ain't ever wrong.
Hey now, it's a yard sale, keep your head up, have fun.
Hey
now, out of money, face the music, you're done.
And all that you need is more, only buying stuff, keeps you stored.
Hey now, it's a yard sale, keep your head up, have fun.
Hey
now, out of money, face the music, you're done.
And all that you need is more, only buying stuff...
Somebody once said, "Oh please let me move ahead',
I wanna
get that old porcelain va-ase."
I said what? Excuse me but, it is mine cause it's what I want
and now it
belongs to only me.
Well, I just keep buyin' and I am not lyin',
I'll soon be so
broke that soon I'll be dyin'.
Didn't make sense just to save my cash,
When I could buy other people's trash.
So much to have, so little time,
So what's wrong with being real thrifty.
You'll never know what you could
find,
This selection could blow your mind!
Hey now, it's a yard sale, keep your head up, have fun.
Hey
now, out of money, face the music, you're done.
And all that you need is more, only buying stuff, keeps you stored.
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